Thursday, April 14, 2011

Nine Words Women Use... !


1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument
when they are right 'n you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
'n you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot 'n wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a
woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long 'n
hard before deciding how 'n when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question,or Faint.
Just say you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of saying F*** YOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I'll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times,
but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking
'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!


Share this to the men you know,to warn them about arguments they can
avoid if they remember the terminology.
 
Share this with all the women you know to Make them Smile.. !

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