Installing Husband...

Installing Husband...

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy:

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 'n I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower 'n jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 'n Personal Attention 6.5, 'n then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 'n CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, 'n Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

Desperate Woman



She got a reply back from the Technical Support Guy.



DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: i thought you loved me. html 'n try to download Tears 6.2 'n do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 'n Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting 'n Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications 'n will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory 'n cannot learn new applications quickly.

You might consider buying additional software to improve memory 'n performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0 'n Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support